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Card Ideas for Blogatog World

"What other cards should Blogatog World have?" Sally and her squirrels. Banana foods. Rabiah Storm Beebles. Power Creep. New World Order. Drive to Work (but its "drive" like desire). Welcome to Blogatog. Selective Foretelling. Maybe :) (a red coinflip + punisher counterspell).

I like most of these suggestions. Two comments:
I don’t thing Blogatog has ever been pro-banana.
The multiple meaning of Drive to Work is intentional.

Beebles Drive to Work Power Level Red Squirrels

Doctor's Position on Beeble Scale

Where's Doctor on the Beeble scale?

A 5. It needs the right in-Universe set.

Beeble Scale Doctors

Favorite Creature Types

After squirrels, what's your favorite creature type?

Other favorites: Beebles, Oozes, and Zombies.

Beeble Creatures Mark's Favorites Ooze Squirrel Zombie

Position of Kavu

Where are Kavu on the beeble scale?

Kavus are a 5.

Beeble Scale Kavu

Slivers and Omen Paths

Hey Mark, now that we've got Omenpaths, does that at all affect where Slivers are sitting on the beeble scale?

No. The issue with Slivers is a mechanical one (they require a lot of structure) not a flavor one.

Beeble Scale Flavor Omenpaths Sliver

Child on Beeble Scale

Since it's eternal legal now, where is Child on the Beeble Scale?

I’d call it a 9. I don’t expect to see it.

Beeble Scale Eternal

Beeble Scale Rating

Where is Gamer on the Beeble scale? 🤓

I’ll call it a 9.

Beeble Scale Gamer

Ninja Beeble Mystery

Has there secretly been a ninja beeble hidden in the background of at least one card in every set?

Maybe. : )

Beeble Humor Ninja Ninjas

Beebles Rarity

Has there been a set without Beebles? And if so why? 🧐

There have been many. Why? Because too many R&D members have yet come to understand the genius that is the Beeble. : )

Beeble Humor Rarity

Phyrexians Future Rating

What's Phyrexian as a creature type on the Beeble Scale after what's happened in march of the machine

I’m skeptical we’ve seen the last of the Phyrexians, but I don’t expect to see them soon. Let’s call Phyrexian a 5.

Beeble Scale Creatures March of the Machine Phyrexian

Beebles Return?

Why are beebles so unlikely to come back in the first place.

Some people believe they totally don’t fit. I, obviously, believe they are wrong and am working to change minds in R&D.

Beeble

Trilobites Beeble Scale

what are Trilobites on the beeble scale?

I’d call them a 7.

Beeble Scale Trilobite

Gnomes on Beeble Scale

Given their recent highlight in Ixalan, where would you currently put Gnomes on the Beeble scale?

I’d call them a 5. I think we’ll see them again.

Beeble Scale Gnome Ixalan

Beeble Scale Ranking

Hey, big fan of some of the more "monstrous humanoid" types here, particularly around Red, and I was wondering where in the Beeble Scale would Ogres, Trolls, Cyclopses and Giants be?

Giants are a 1, Ogres a 2, Trolls a 3, and Cyclops a 4.

Beeble Scale Cyclops Giant Ogre Red Troll

Beeble Containment Strategy

Suppose a multi-planar civilization discovered a furry beeble on one of its planes. Would imprisoning the beeble in a high-security vault and then completely abandoning the plane be a reasonable response to such a threat?

Some advise as such.

Beeble Planes

Beebles' Canonical Planes

What planes are Beebles on, canonically? Just Dominaria?

In the main multiverse, yes.

Beeble Dominaria Planes

Beeble and Amass

If/when amass beeble?

If. Let me get Beebles back into premier sets first.

Amass Beeble If/When Premier Sets Premier Sets

Beebles and Un-sets

I know we’re unlikely to see Beebles outside of un-sets but why? Are they not well received? Everyone I know loves them

Some things take a while to undo (See Squirrels in black border). I’m working on it.

Beeble Black Border Squirrel Un-sets

Unique Creature Types

I would just like to express my lifelong love for some of the unique Magic-ese creatures and creature types we've had through the years. Slivers, Atogs, Llhurgoyfs, Spikes, Beebles, Kavu and so on bring a real charm to Magic that sets it apart from other fantasy settings and can be pointed to as uniquely "ours". I'm sad that many of them don't get printed any more and I hope we don't see a total loss of things like this in favour of more broad/generic terms. Long live the Atogs!

We’re still making unique creatures. It’s not something we’ve stopped.

Atog Beeble Card Printing Colorless Creatures Kavu Sliver Spike

Brushwagg and Beebles

Does the re-emergence of brushwagg in previous sets mean anything for the future of beebles?

I’m not sure the two are connected.

Beeble Brushwagg Brushwagg