The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service

Customer Service Card Reaction

New • 27 Dec 2021 • Asked by titania776 • 53 Comments

Did you get a bunch of complaints from customer service about the card The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service? Did customer service think the card was funny when the number worked?

We cleared it with them before printing their phone number in the flavor text. They thought it was funny.
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Un-set Oracle Updates

New • 11 Jan 2018 • Asked by umlautsurstromming • 46 Comments

Thanks for updating the Oracle text for previous Un-sets. I particularly love how you even updated the flavor text where relevant, such as The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service & Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One).

Most of that work was done by Matt Tabak.
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Legendary Name Challenge

New • 31 Dec 2017 • Asked by trigunnerblog • 22 Comments

"phyrexian-overlord asked: Will there ever be an Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar legendary creature? - Mark Rosewater answered: As the name doesn’t fit in the title bar, it would be a challenge" But we already have The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service and the OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE. What would be challenging about Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar? Couldn't you have one special layout card in the next Un-Set? I would love to see a cook in cardform!

They were asking about black border. Silver border could do it.
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Card Frame Choice

New • 19 Aug 2016 • Asked by corvus-abyssus • 74 Comments

Why is The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service in a blue frame?

To be even more of a nightmare for Wizards of the Coast Customer Service.
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Ultimate Nightmare Mechanics

New • 02 Apr 2015 • Asked by sailor-vhoorl-blog • 16 Comments

For The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service, does the amount of mana paid for X, Y, and Z have to be the same?

No.
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Secret Lair's Function

New • 26 Jan 2015 • Asked by waxingnostalgicforthe90s • 45 Comments

If I have R&D's Secret Lair in play, does the phone number on The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service work again?

Apparently. : )
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Customer Service Number

New • 25 Jan 2015 • Asked by furbyfubar • 58 Comments

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service's flavor text gives a phone number that no longer goes to the Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service. The correct info is: "Mon.–Sun. 7A.M.–7P.M. Pacific (800) 324-6496" Could you errata the flavor text on gatherer? Or is that not how you currently use erratas, cause it totally should be...

So many Un-errata questions.
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Comparing Comet Storm

New • 25 Jan 2015 • Asked by lordgrothendieck • 44 Comments

You like to bring up Barren Glory as an example of a black-bordered functional reprint of a silver-bordered card, but has anyone pointed out to you that Comet Storm is not a functional reprint, but just strictly better than The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service?

Strictly better? Coney Storm doesn’t provide you with any phone numbers. : )
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Customer Service Nightmare

New • 12 Aug 2014 • Asked by rebirth-into-alice-deactivated2 • 39 Comments

Why is The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service blue?

It’s actually not blue, it’s red. Just another reason it’s a nightmare for Wizards of the Coast customer service.
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Mana Cost Correction

New • 06 Nov 2013 • Asked by mackpackosaurus • 11 Comments

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service's mana cost is actually XYZRR.

Oops. : )
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Customer Service Number

New • 23 Sep 2012 • Asked by ruscojames-deactivated20140308 • 1 Comments

If the phone number for WotC Customer Service ever changed, would "The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service" receive errata to it's flavor text?

It both has changed and we don’t errata flavor text, so no.
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Customer Service Number Update

New • 22 Sep 2012 • Asked by lordsquishy-blog • 8 Comments

Is the number listed on "The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service" still current? Because Lord Squishy has been having trouble finding the password for his DCI number account.

I don’t think the number is still current, but I’m not sure.
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Customer Service Nightmare

New • 11 Aug 2012 • Asked by digibo-blog • 4 Comments

Is The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service blue or red? Also, I just noticed the Oracle can't handle XYZ which I found amusing:)

The card is red because it has red mana in its mana cost. The blue card frame is a “mistake” meant to add to the nightmare the card is for Customer Service. 
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Updating Silver-Bordered Text

New • 21 Dec 2011 • Asked by seabutcher • 4 Comments

Why does nobody update Oracle wordings for silver-bordered cards? I get the feeling that The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service needs some flavour text errata.

I’m actually working on getting this fixed. And by “I”, I mean I’m bugging Matt Tabak, the Rules Manager, to fix it.
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