Clown Car

Unleashing Infinite Clowns

Re: clowns. So now that we've discovered everyone naturally arrived at the same conclusion about how these cards interact, we're ready to allow players infinite clowns in black-border, right? :)

Once you let the Clowns out of the Clown Car, it’s not easy to get them back in.

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Infinite Clown Tokens Scenario

If I have infinite clown tokens (thanks to combining mox lotus with clown car.) and Claire on the field. And then a board wipe is used followed by me discarding emrakul to shuffle my graveyard into my library. Then what happen?

Your deck has infinite clown tokens, so basically you do nothing but draw clown tokens for the rest of the game.

Clown Clown Car Mox Lotus Shuffle The Graveyard The Library Tokens

Infinite Mana Strategy

If I use the infinite mana from Urza's Fun House to cast clown car for a google plex, should I use a program to determine the odds/evens of the dice, or will it be safe to declare that since it will be roughly 50% odds and roughly 50% evens it comes out 50% both?

Being you should be winning the game shortly, assuming 50% for each result is fine.

Clown Clown Car Die Rolling Mana Urza's Fun House

Color of Clown Car Tokens

So clowns are red-black or red-white. What color is a clown car (that makes lots of clown tokens)?

Probably an colorless artifact. A Vehicle, of course. : )

Artifacts Clown Clown Car Colorless Colors Humor Tokens Vehicles

Clown Car Story

So what happened to Clown Car?

Funny story…

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Clown Car Mechanics

What did clown car do mechanically? We saw some early vehicles before, but I think the clown car was just a name on the whiteboard in one of the photos.

It was a small Vehicle that made creatures.

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Clown Car Design

In the early Vehicle designs, was there ever a suggested "clown car" that made a bunch of tokens?

We might have designed a Vehicle called Clown Car. : )

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Clown Car Joke

was there ever a clown car vehicle designed?

Yep, although it was more of a joke than a real card.

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