Conspiracy Theorist

Jumpstart Box Misinterpretation

New 27 May 2023 Asked by riptidecrab 44 Comments

I took time out of my day to give you some notes on your product about Jumpstart boxes having 18 packs, and you called me a conspiracy theorist. You have a habit of exaggerating your critics' points so you can shoot down the straw men. Besides which, how can a company's internal decision even be a conspiracy? A conspiracy requires multiple parties. And it was such a minor complaint. All you had to say was "I see your point" and I'd move on. Instead you chose to insult me and double my grar. Why?


It wasn’t my intention to insult you. I sincerely apologize for doing so. I was just trying to make the point that most reasons behind non-game design decisions are tied to mundane production and business concerns.

Next Villain: Fblthp?

New 09 Sep 2022 Asked by alicepooryorick 97 Comments

Not asking for a legit reply, asking for your most crackpot conspiracy theorist magic story nerd take possible. Next villian after Phyrexians?


Fblthp.


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