Flavor Text Feedback

Who do I email/twitter/facebook to (eloquently) voice my dislike about the tons of 'jokey' flavor texts we've been getting? They are all so bad, and really take me out of any flavor. For example today's Card of the Day, Moorland Inquisitor: "Inquisitors are taught scripture, philosophy, and the fine art of sharpening an axe." I mean come on.

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We do market research on our flavor text. If you see it continuing or going up in volume, that means there is a substantial part of our audience that enjoys that kind of flavor text.